Wytch

V Rising. I’d rather play it on my desktop most of the time but I just want that couch chill at the end of the day

I need some brave Canadian MP to make this kind of offer on Vermont or Michigan.

Oh, do you guys think he might be a stupid maniac gosh

And we’ll know exactly which countries bought him off

The Art of the Deal

Wait, y’all can just convict a right-wing political figure and like, get rid of them? Forever?

We gotta check our math, I think we did something wrong over here.

She reeks of fear.

Master negotiator, 4D chess, stable genius; what a fucking joke.

Is that the one that says “give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free”?

Yeah we’re not using it.

I can’t be the only one who bought Animal Well