literal clickbait

in 1995 is used in be close to 10s,

what

Ukraine could offer China? wtf does that even mean?

the pope couldn’t bare it anymore.

I don’t recall ever seeing the pope naked, did he bare it often? First I’m hearing of it

That needless comma in the title, is annoying.

• Some MAGA-Nut somewhere, probably

probably closer to all of 'em

He met up with King Charles a couple days prior, so he’s doing fine. It’s a clear middle finger to this douche clown.

Oh no, Vance got Vance’d… Lucky it wasn’t televise’d

Fix’d it for you oh no, now I’m gonna get downvote’d

Get fucked JD you complete and utter douchebag

Love,
-The Pope

meh, VE Day, the rise of National Socialism, what’s the difference?

Trump criticized Zelensky for wanting US missiles, stating: “Listen, when you start a war, you got to know that you can win the war, right? You don’t start a war against somebody that’s 20 times your size. And then hope that people give you some missiles.”

yeah, he never should’ve started it by getting invaded by Russia. he never should’ve done that. and also Biden, somehow. we don’t know what he did, but I’m sure he did something to start this whole thing

as a dual citizen living in Canada, I won’t be visiting family for at least 4 years. this asshole is ruining everything for everybody. it’s hard to believe the amount of damage he’s done in 12 weeks

it’s martial law, not “marshal” law lol

it’s not really arguing if you’re not making a point though, is it? it’s just insulting people and refusing to explain why. that’s not the same thing as arguing.

they have it hard enough already without tarrifs. wasn’t it last year or the year before where an entire colony of emperor penguins had every single chick die that breeding season? that’s extremely sad. but sure, hit 'em with tarrifs too, why not

D-bag works well enough for my purposes

I was under the impression that we (in Canada) get our vodka mostly from Finland, but it’s been a while since I worked as an alcohol purveyor… I’m ashamed of the things I did during those years, but I’m in recovery now, thank you for your concern

um, yeah. we heard you the first 5 times, why do you keep reposting the same comment over and over?

You want martyrs??

I mean, yeah that’d be cool. What else do we have at this point

I’m looking forward to the deus ex machina part. Could we just skip to that part? Or no, how about my favourite plot device, where we wake up and realize it was all just a dream? Maybe we could just do that