After watching that i feel like I’ve seen the whole movie.

Where can I see this masterpiece

Well shit

Australian politics and policy is just US from 15 years ago.

They’re doing their best

Hey that’s an LHM400 Liebherr crane.

I used to work for them repairing those havout cranes.

Now I own a business doing it

I don’t speak for all Australians, but fuck Trump.

Maybe learning Mandarin wouldn’t wouldn’t so bad

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Because he started a war of aggression, had a political opponent assassinated in a plane crash

I love having the kids on my deck

Yeah exactly, don’t want to pay that price? Sort it yourself. Everyone that complained about the price of shit needs to understand this.

I’m Australian living in Australia and thought we had it.

I’ve met people with them and didn’t once get the impressions they were hard to get

I had this great idea last night on the piss.

Less to do with time zones and more aimed at daylight savings since I live near the equator and we don’t have it but I want to move to the cold but waking up and going to work dark and finishing work in the dark shits me.

My solution, rather then move the time we speed up the time so we start work at sunrise and end the day with 2 hours of light left.

Sure it will suck when the sun sets at 9pm but it means short work days when it sets early