I watched that last Captain America one, and at one point my wife just went “Why are they in a car? Both of these men can fly!”
I knew it was going to be shit because Harrison Ford looked bored. Always a good barometer for any movie he’s been in the last 20 years or so. He just can’t hide it any more.
I don’t know why they put tariffs on movies though.
Surely movies are the one thing Americans export more of than they import.
So they tariff them, we tariff theirs in response… American influence wanes around the globe.
I mean, I’m not complaining, half of Hollywood seems to be using shitty AI to write dogshit scripts. It just makes no fucking sense.
As in learn from America when they should have locked Trump up or prevent him running again, rather than declare him a threat but ultimately do nothing and then then fall to fascism.
Next election?
“I’ve only got a few hours left, I’m not talking to that pudding faced prick”
Don’t worry. Chronic underfunding of education coupled with social media means we can save money on expensive lead!
You leave them.
The Lizardman Constant.
Sure, if you redefine “Mars” as “that mysterious pile of ash that’s inevitably going to appear behind one of these detention centres”.
Each one dashed out with the stroke of a marker pen and a goofy-ass signature.
It turns out mass graves are a lot cheaper than prisons, and honestly, who’s checking?
They’re getting concentration camps at slave labour prices.
Let them pay the whole amount and then claim it back from the sellers.
Maybe then they’ll actually do some checking about who their sellers are…
“it’s not us, it’s our sellers!”
Maybe I’d accept that if they weren’t gobbling an enormous percentage of every transaction and storing it in their own warehouses.
China can go without American tat a lot easier than America can go without Chinese tat.
I don’t think he even knows what’s on half the shit he signs.
He just grabs his oversized marker pen, puts that goofy-ass signature on them, holds it up for the camera like he’s still hosting The Apprentice, and goes back to playing golf.
The idea of global supply chains more complex than “cotton -> cloth -> Trump branded tat” would blow his mind.
I drink your milkshake.
They were certainly quite handy with that in the past.
Well I’ll ask them but I don’t think they’ll be too keen.
They’ve already got one, you see?
Man, fuck all those guys for doing their job to a sufficient quality and quantity to not get fired, eh?