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5 months agoSauron is not pleased and demands the perpetrators of this traitorous breach of national security be brought to justice immediately. He also denies the accuracy of the “fake map” circulating among the people.
I steal crumbs.
Crumbs.
Also I maintain a secret cache of documents underneath the Alaskan tundra with the help of a diesel generator, some very large goggles and a years supply of smoked frozen herring. 🍪
Sauron is not pleased and demands the perpetrators of this traitorous breach of national security be brought to justice immediately. He also denies the accuracy of the “fake map” circulating among the people.
I first read that as a map of ravioli
fINALLY BRINGING dEMOCRACY TO WHERE IT NEEDS TO Be.
Please bring sweeping back. Sweeping is cleanly and good.