“Fucking DUH” replied anyone with more that three active braincells.

Lemme guess, there’s also some form of connection between Moscow and all the undersea cables mysteriously disconnecting themselves…?

“Basic reading comprehension: failed.”

Not surprising from a Nazi.

He said he did not hit that woman! He did naaaaawt. Oh, hey Mark!

Please tell me they got it off Signal. So hot right now!

Best wishes, but really living up to the username, huh?

“/s?”. Believe it or not, HAMAS.

When you get tapped along, it’ll make your covfefe hamberders yippy.

For the Watch.

You win the Internet today.

How about we clean up the trash, and send it back to England…?

Yawn

We’re so far past the last “final red line” that it’s now just a red dot on the horizon in the rearview mirror.

They kept Harris from office, thus saving all Palestinians!

I don’t know how they came up with a MORE rape-y thing than “we’re gonna protect women, whether they want it or not,” and yet, here we are.

“DON’T RESIST, AND YOU’LL GET A REWARD”

10.4

I’m sorry, where were these people captured? In China? No? They were captured in Ukraine. How is that “antagonizing China?” Sounds a lot like something an apologist would imply.

China has been quite clear on their stance on this matter.

And these fighters call those claims into question. Do you need a fucking puppet show?!

Or, really, any stupid shit when visiting somewhere. I’d have loved it if that “influencer” that yoinked that wombat got flogged in the public square like she deserved.

And if Trump forces a “peace” deal? Allows Russia to upgrade, rearm and recruit? Which is very much in the cards, atm. Better to have and not need, than to need and not have.

“I love rice when I’m hungry and want 2,000 of something.”

I’d wager that if you want to improve your relations with your neighbors, perhaps setting their tool sheds on fire and killing their pets over and over and over and over and over and over while screaming the whole time “I’M DEFENDING MYSELF” isn’t the best course. But hey, I’m not a diplomat.