Not urging so much as demanding.

• People are stupid.
• People are assholes.
• People will do anything for attention.
• All of the above.

This is commonly forgotten anymore.

There was no need for tariffs in the first place. This was a unilateral trade war based on absolute stupidity on Donnie’s part and the desire to crash the markets so the rich can buy up whatever they like at a discount.

Melon is trying to protect Tesla but the fun part is it’s too late.

No.

Days ending in y.

Time for someone to leak a list of billionaires’ Swiss bank accounts.

Gods, if only we had politicians here as blunt as that. What a wonderful speech.

Merci, Senator Malhurst. That was truly moving.

Good. Use the small words that Donnie can understand. Make the pissbaby throw another tantrum.

“I’m sorry that you’re a knob.”