I hear ya, and mean this with all due respect and just as a counterpoint.

I think the world, and especially Canada, aren’t wrong to expect Americans as a whole to not let it get to that point - democratically, seriously. We have been, happily and willingly, consuming an entire culture of freedom and defence against tyranny. Your news is our news, including all of the violence and rationalization of it - defence of freedom.

We know your massive protests and hard won civil rights because your media is our media just like your products are our bilateral lifelines.

If it gets to the point of invasion I think it’s fair to consider all of America having stabbed us in the back.

Edit: just to try and be lighter about it - it’s like we all took in your movies and books and documentaries but America themselves in a staggering ratio seem to have missed the point or identified the wrong protagonist.

in her courthouse

Moar Nazi stuff, America demands it.

I think this bears repeating.

We will make you forget Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan. The insurrection will be continent wide and we will just walk over the border and start looting weapons.

We are tougher than anyone thinks and can survive just fine pretending to be homeless or just in your woods or in a looted home.

We will live among you indistinguishable until something good to blow up comes along, or an American needs tied to a tree with their dick in their mouth.

You’ll never feel safe. You’ll never be safe.

Promise.

Look at the stupid America has unleashed on the world.

Put your dicks away, you’re stinking up the place.

Those weren’t “once in a century” level crises. This is like The Great Depression and World Wars level shockwaves.

Occupied or seized?

Shut the fuck up. Enough.

Not you, MicroWave. The Republican president.

I guess y’all think 90 days is enough time for China to back down and for all of your manufacturing and supply chain to spin up?

He could change his mind on a fart tomorrow.

Farce.

Can’t wait to see the demands for DEI removal from sovereign nations to avoid tariffs. Or more energy blackmail.

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This is hard on the whole world in a way that nobody is going to come out hurt less in any meaningful way.

Only one country doesn’t see that.

I’m with the OP and don’t think it needs or deserves explanation.

Fix your county before we all die. Nobody outside can do it for you.

He’s going to fucking invade counties soon. Oops, sorry, America is going to invade countries soon, including Canada.

I’m not.

In his final moments, he prayed and called repeatedly to his mother to forgive him - for choosing the path of a paramedic, putting himself in harm’s way.

You did nothing wrong, helper. Rest in peace.

Israel did this to you. And to your brothers. And to your mother.

Every world leader, I image except for a few, want you to fuck off.

If your ass is being kissed it’s either:

They are desperate to save their people from harm, and unlike you they can’t just start a world war when they get threatened.

or

An American is near and they think you’re superhuman because of your job.

It’s not the United Russia invasion, Likud genocide, or Republican aggression.

It’s Russian, Israeli, and American.

That’s the stage, that’s the lens, that’s the demarcation of responsibility and blame between citizens of one country and another.

I imagine it’ll kick off at once. Canada will defend Greenland as if it were our own.

I picture a sign at Onion HQ.

It has been 0 0 3 days since we were accidentally factual news.

Just to be perfectly clear for the back, it’s also that we don’t want to give you our money.

Many of the rest already knew.

Abhorrently disrespectful on a national scale flex but not ok.

Remember that time when Donald Trump said Canada should be booted from Five Eyes, and are a National Security Threat^TM?

This is how the self-declared protector and benefactor of the “free” world treats the actual lives of billions right now. After he fucking had classified documents in his bathroom secrets for sale operation.

That’s boldly generous as “strike two” in American parlance. But these days they’ll just carry right on past three to fuck the libs because Elon paid for your brain cells to kill the woke mind virus. Right past strike three and nobody will even remember all the kids that died while they polish their weapons and store them for when an immigrant or trans person or coloured person knocks on the wrong door.

Yet still so many expect consideration that they didn’t vote for him. No. Americans are traitors to us all. The inaction at this point is acceptance. Especially considering your history.

These people want war. Americans seem to as well. It’s idiocy not to see it coming. The old whites get to die playing their game of zeroes and Elon gets to see if he can fix the climate with cataclysm while he tries for Mars. Because his daughter is trans and ruined his eugenic fantasy. He sure picked the right country to do it with.

You put us all at existential risk.

I, however, knew two hours before the first bombs exploded that the attack might be coming. The reason I knew this is that Pete Hegseth, the secretary of defense, had texted me the war plan at 11:44 a.m. The plan included precise information about weapons packages, targets, and timing.

This is going to require some explaining.