Gordon Calhoun

I went so far as to trade my S&P500-flavored index funds for large cap value-flavored ones so I could avoid holding TSLA even by association. It’s so stupid how that moist waste of carbon-based material turned something as silly as an electric car brand into a political totem of autocracy.

Ugh, what a disgustingly vile piece of shit! I hope he dies!

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Nice! I hope it was painful.

Sounds like there could be a lot of kissing cousins…

A bit sensationalist, yes. I didn’t read it, but I hope it made some link between the hormone drops associated with shocking imagery and sounds and the cognitive high one receives in response to the ensuing neurosynaptic flood.

They’re basically addicts with the drugs being manufactured and distributed in-house; all they need is the evermore violent and shocking A/V catalyst to inject the proverbial needle.

Yeah, that headline reeks of fake news.

Yesterday Trump Waked Up in a Different Mood and Couldn’t Remember What He Had Done the Day Before would be slightly more believable.

I haven’t read Fart of the Meal or whatever it’s called, but I feel like asking Greenlanders what it would take for them to want to be annexed may be a better (but still not good) way to broach the subject. And, if they say there’s nothing at all the US can offer them, then take that as a blatant hint to back the fuck off.

Cheap and tacky.

“My tariff is bigger!”

“Actually, mine is bigger.”

“Oh yeah? Mine is bigger times infinity!”

At this point, could he please just cut the asinine correlation and whip out his dick already?

Hey hey hey, don’t fret. The aristocracy will still be okay. At least, the rarified ultrastocracy will be. Remember, in trying times like these, we all really need to remember to think about the billionaires and their degree of well-being.

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Wait, that letter of assurance didn’t work? My World History class in HS ran out of time and the last thing we covered before summer break was his speech proclaiming steady and enduring peace in Europe. Ah crap, what happened next? Was it something bad?

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I wonder if the spot price of lead has changed.

A charged Li-Ion battery aflame is no joke, as we saw when it was the Galaxy Note 7. It’s a major concern for EVs catching fire in tunnels, parking garages, and ferries. They are SUPER HARD to extinguish- legacy techniques don’t really work.

Another example: In August of 2012, an explosion and fire occurred in one of the lithium-polymer batteries on the Foss hybrid tug CAMPBELL FOSS. - the reinstallation report

Here’s the report of the event itself: https://professionalmariner.com/battery-related-fire-damages-famed-hybrid-tug-puts-it-out-of-service/

He said UNICEF was sending lifesaving supplies including tents, tarpaulins, hygiene kits, recreational kits and health supplies: “We are ready to bring in even more, but we need the support of our partners.”

Some $5 million has already been released by the head of OCHA from the Central Emergency Relief Fund and on Saturday UN procurement agency, UNOPS, announced that thanks to donors it was releasing $10 million to aid partners in the emergency response.

Let’s hope the supplies and money go to the people who need it to survive their plight and not to the junta pieces of shit so they can stay in domineering power longer.

Excerpt from The Dictator’s Handbook providing relevant context about Myanmar’s past (mis)disposition of foreign aid following a natural disaster:

The military junta, facing criticism for poor response, appealed for foreign aid amid ongoing conflict.

Of course they did. And I guaran-fucking-tee if they get any aid it sure as shit isn’t going to help anyone who needs it. Myanmar has plenty of precedent already for callously letting its citizens suffer and die at the hands of natural disasters.

Nah, pinch off the supply ASAP. Maybe it’ll make them finally colon their reps to return to a state of nearer sanity.

We really are just living in some alien race’s reality television show, aren’t we?

Pretty sure bidets are woke. Has something to do with the silent t and the fact it shares many letters with “biden”

Steal toilet paper again*