“If you can’t say ‘ass,’ you can’t say ‘Putin’s face looks like an ass that’s gone lumpy from neglect.’” -not quite Lenny Bruce

• Nonstop stream of posts about how the US has been (and is further turning into) a literal nightmare: Yes yes tell me more
• Also, Russia is too: WHAT

THE

FUCK

I feel like those seatcovers alone should tell you not to try to fly anywhere in this plane.