As a German, this confused me a lot.

Context: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scorpions_(band)

They should attack the parade, but with glitter or skunk odor or something like that. Don’t kill civilians, but make clear nobody is out of reach.

For 500 million I’ll be whatever it takes. Almost. I can’t, in good conscience, be a unicorn.

You’re right, I just checked. They’re from Eslöv. Don’t know why I thought of Finland. Anyways, time for BBQ.

Edit: Skåne even is on the label 😂

No worries, I think it’s Finnish anyway 😂

But it seems to be available in Denmark as well. This one is from Sweden, the last few were from Norway.

I mean, if I have the car full of booze on the way up, I can at least fill it up with mustard on the way back.

You have the best stuff. If it weren’t that far, just for some sauce…

I’ve seen some BYD here in Germany. No clue where they were bought though.

And that ugly Ora whatever cat. I’ve seen that as well 😵‍💫

We have them, but people don’t seem to be too eager to buy.

He’s living that neighbour lovin’ by shagging their chaise lounge.

I bet!

In February, without naming names, the Pope directly refuted a Catholic concept Vance had twisted to justify deportations. Vance had cited ordo amoris—the “order of love”—to argue that Americans should come first.

Francis responded: “Christian love is not a concentric expansion of interests that little by little extend to other persons and groups.”

Vance, acknowledging the rebuke, called himself a “baby Catholic” and admitted, “there are things about the faith that I don’t know.”

Dude, I’m not Catholic at all and I could have told you that. It’s not really complicated to see that Catholic interpretation Jesus would whip you out of the temple.

The money isn’t for you to spend though, it’s for your relocation. Because you WILL be sent to El Salvador.

Yes

Too much effort. Just don’t deliver

“America first” and “make America great again” is just too unspecific, as Peru, Canada and all the others qualify as well.

Maybe he’s trying to equalize all of America by aligning the USA with the economic growth of… let’s say Venezuela.

And achieved by Trump, on accident! (And against his will)

Whoopsie!

It was deserved as well. Brazil’s players were cocky as hell.

At least before the match.

The constant switching between sucking his dick and whining about how unfair or nasty he is, is so annoying.

Let me just start with: holy fuck, that’s a lot of text.

I hope you’re paranoid and everything will be fine, but I fear you’re not, and at least part of that will become reality. I would send thoughts and prayers, but I’m an atheist, and thoughts and prayers is what got you in that situation.

Good luck, and I mean that. I’m glad not to be in your situation.

And it won’t lead to the expected outcome.