The number of objectively true statements that could get you cancelled at this juncture is staggering.

I’m not sure, they killed Napster

Or plain old mental illness

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Edit: it’s been a long f’ing time since I’ve typed that

Lefties were pretty effective at censoring college campuses

More importantly what is that going to do to the price of oil in the US

Ok, but which state is sponsoring it?

If you say Dumb War with a lisp, it sounds like Thumb War