Talk about weasel words, holy shit 💀

Local man brings gun to the bank, limiting the clerk to half of their blood supply.

Not even. The NOVA system has been tested and doesn’t function as a system of classification. Experts cannot consistently classify things into UPF/not UPF. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41430-022-01099-1

So it’s more like “there’s this food and it’s bad for you but idk what it is :/”

will never see their home firebombed

Don’t count those chickens just yet!