I wish any of this came as a surprise to me.

I’m for having him replaced with Rowen Atkinson. 👍

Writing in advance is one thing. The tech industry does that all the time and then sit and wait for the embargoes to expire.

But publishing or even distributing in advance seems like something the entire industry would have already agreed is a big no-no. You’re inviting embarrassment.

Like Newsweek’s “Madam President” issue.

Because of the early birthday celebration, I read it wrong. He is 98, he will be 99.

He turns 99 on May 8th.

I’m not sure why people are already saying it’s his birthday… that feels too much like tempting fate to me.

Do give him an electric razor.

Useless fact: Not nearly as bad, but I felt the shockwave from this one:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phillips_disaster_of_1989

I was with my mother and brother in a city just southwest of Houston at the time. It buffeted our van and we saw the windows of a nearby building wobble. Didn’t find out what it was until days later.

Can we please stop storing corrosive and explosive materials in high-traffic areas with critical infrastructure?

Even the US and Russia has the sense to shove all its depleted uranium and nuclear waste in the middle of nowhere.

That one was so downright cartoonish in scale, I still have trouble believing what I saw.

“What a tweest!”

TIL Moscow’s freeway system looks exactly like Houston Texas.

Hey Trump, FUCK YOU!

Speed bump.

Russia is their biggest customer. 🙂

I dunno. Growing up in the 1980s, my school bus drivers did stuff that should have landed them in prison.

At first I was worried that it would difficult to get certain American merchandise in Japan. Then I realized American merchandise originates from China so it’s all good.

I didn’t realize Sukiya surpassed Yoshinoya. 2,000 locations sounds like a lot, but beef bowl restaurants are like Starbucks. I live in a rural farming city of about 10,000 people and we have two Sukiyas. With several more in neighboring cities.

Edit: clarification

“Taste the rainbow, motherfucker!” - Nostalgia Critic

An approval rating implies he holds an elected office.

He does not.

The UN needs to start kicking out nations that have since fallen beneath the dress code.