Can it? Yes.

Will it? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s even dumber than that. Because, using the same parallel, he didn’t do it only because she kicked him in the balls and pulled out a knife (meaning: Ukraine defended itself, it was not Moscow’s decision to stop).

Apparently we didn’t teach them correctly. The wheels were supposed to be turning, not tables!

Well, they show a lot of compassion and support for all those accused priests.

Translation: used Teslas are now so unpopular, that only people regularly bombarded by Russia are willing to buy them (they probably dustrust Chinese cars more).

It is so weird that Poland, who does not have own motor company, voted to protect European auto makers, and Germany that IS the European car industry voted against. Make it make sense.

Ok, let’s negotiate. How about this: I’ll buy one Big Mac, and in return US will buy 3000 Volkswagens, 1500 Mercedes(es?!?) and at least 3 French or Italian cars…

That way the US ends up with good cars, and I am willing to risk my own health in order to improve the relations.

It shouldn’t be sold. Just a fun gadget. You aim, shoot. The missile comes out one minute later, then flies so slowly, that you can actually run past it. But when… if… it hits something it is devastating… Sometimes.

Why is that embarrassing? Trump offers trade war, EUs counterproposal is tread deal. Much better to all involved… and also Trump most likely won’t agree.

Yes, those are for rich people. Law doesn’t apply to rich people in the US

I was today’s years old (and that is a lot) when I found out Usenet is still alive and can be used to get… Hmmm… Entertainment. Where should I start if I want to get rid of Netflix?

We want Greenland. We think you are all worthless freeloaders. We wish to kill your businesses with tariffs because you dared to sell us things (and we don’t care how bad that will be for our people. My voters are too stupid and brainwashed to care and the opposition doesn’t matter)… Also buy our weapons!

Deport to El Salvador Prison

“it’s complicated”

Clickbait. TLDR: it’s safe to have cash, because times are weird.

It might be a long straight line, so everything will be as far away from everything else as geometrically possible, but at least it will have a hyperloop inside to quickly travel between parts of the line… Oh wait

I totally agree with the part of the comment that Russia benefits from weakening the EU and US alliance. What I am criticising is the suggestion that the problem started with boycotting US products.

Like everything the US did before, didn’t matter. That comment is dangerously close to the bully logic that Russia and Trump share: “we can do whatever we want to you, it’s your fault if you fight back”

I would start a campaign to get the EU to stop buying american

Yup, nothing to do with the trade war started by applying tariffs left and right, or threatening to take over part of the European country, or interfering with the UK and German elections… It must be some unknown conspiracy instead /s

You know everything there is to know. If you also admit that Maria Curie-SKŁODOWSKA was Polish and concentration camps German, then we can grant you the title of honorary Pole… But please for the love of God… DO NOT confuse the two.

Comming next: Donald Mramp!