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Right so! Bloody trees think the world belongs to them. It’s about time to show them who’s got the chainsaws. Did the trees help us in WWII? Did they do anything for us except luring on roadsides and killing innocent motorists? Face it, the days of trees are over.

And now it is politically bankrupt, too.

With Trumps co-moron and admirer Friedrich “Fotzenfritz” Merz as new German chancellor, I am adfraid Europe’s refusal has taken a serious kick in the nuts. Sure, Denmark is still mad as fuck with Trump but once the front is divided… If you can even call it a front since some European member states have been in bed with the US for a long time and that won’t change anytime soon.

…and it seems zey zink, I am not funny at all! . Wait, I’ve got another one: Wann ist das Nunstück git und Slottermeier?..

Telling you is harmless. Zey have ozzer vays to let you know - very painful vays zat is.

If it will be successful (i.e. enough countries over the threshold of subscribers) it will get into the EUs hands.

A european initiative is not the same as a decision made by EU council or parliament. It’s an EU wide civil initiative.

Faraday cages don’t protect against specific malware. They block electromagnetic radiation or communication in general. The idea is to keep your phone inside as long as you are in a potentionally compromised net.

They’ll definitely protect against real time attacks and fake cell towers as long as your phone stays in the bag while you’re in potentially hostile territory. Silent SMS or SMS from outside that might be spiked with malware by the local government won’t work if you’re outside.

That’s nice. The bad news is that he will be back sooner or later.

Ceterum censesne?

Idk. Never got quite used to all that “new world” business. Don’t trust anyone from beyond the columns of Hercules. That’s where the world is meant to end…

sugary jasmine tea frappés

Hmmm. Sounds strange but interesting and I’ve got all the ingredients at hand. Only thing missing is the right outside temperature. Frappé at 12°C kina sucks.

Probably a replacement for the North Korean troops that seem to have vanished before anybody has seen them.

Right. Feeding Trump’s kingdom of madness is so much better. What might possibly go wrong…

Yes, EU politicians are grateful and honest, they’d never betray someone who has paid them so many bribes over so many years.

This is more going into the direction of feudalism than just capitalism. A million tiny realms and every one keen of keeping their population locked in and uninformed about the outside world. I think there’s even a name for it: technofeudalism.

Yes. I doubt the frech courts will be impressed by Trumps opinion. Might even backfire. If Trump says somebody was innocent you can bet your life they’re guilty as hell.

Welcome to cold war. Now the bad news: you have been asleep for at least 25 years.

Certainly not. Luxury appartments make much more sense, economically.