omg, is the UK going to be invaded by the USA for harbouring terrorists?

As if kids’ futures weren’t bleak enough, now you’re going to make the poor bastards pay attention in school?

“To boldly go where no-one has gone before”, my wallet, bedroom and DMs? :o

Apple said the same thing a short while ago. I wonder what that word, ‘innovation’, actually means to them.

At least the band keeps playing as the ship sinks.

I think that’s still undecided, as yet

You know, I’d rather have him point out genocide as a distraction than ramble on about ‘stopping boats’, ‘unisex bathrooms’, or disability benefits.

The Sun. Really?

10% is outrageous, especially considering the price of some trains in Europe.

I have a feeling that the same is happening in Netherlands, too.