There is no Israel-Gaza conflict. Surely you’ve meant the Zionist genocide of Palestinians?

Supposedly a myth. Not even all nukes in the world would cause it.

Lucky Strike - not lucky

Patriot Act - not patriotic

FreedomAdvocate - does not advocate for freedom

Canada would really benefit from IRV right now. Due to FPTP, there was a lot of strategic voting involved. At the cost of the three smaller parties.

• First home buyers access to 5 per cent mortgage deposits

Damn. This one is pretty good. I wish Canada did this.

Almost the exact playbook as in Canada. Except it’s a close minority here. But the Maple Maggot, after losing his own seat, has decided to take over another MP’s seat in a by-election.

Dunno. Anecdotal, but I’ve seen a lot of racism in Denmark.

But Ford was a nazi too.

Yes.

Just like Land of the Free, Home of the Brave is a brand of nationalism.

No-one but themselves ever called it that.

It’s like the Lucky Strike BAR Honda team. Nothing lucky about them. Zero race victories. 15 podiums out of 118 races. Zero constructor points on its debut.

Well, Francis wasn’t a jew. It needs to be a Christian jew.

Hmm. I also have one but it’s the opposite experience for me. Getting the old tooth yanked out and then the drilling into the upper jaw was a weird experience. But I really can’t complain, I actually use that as the dominant ripping and chewing side now.

My uncle always used to say that his goal in life is to have all his teeth replaced with implants.

He died at 51 from a heart attack.

Need to look under “K”

Revoke British citizenship.

This is like tax residency. Even if you are just on a visitor visa, if you stay for longer than six months, you have to pay taxes after your income, no matter the source, to the federal government.

Taiwan is a tariff country.

As a Canadian, free migration, even just to live in NZ for a couple years, sounds like a dream.

Canadian Tire doesn’t sell groceries in bulk.

The only competition to Costco would be Real Canadian Superstore, but it’s a Loblaw company and they shrinkflated everything and have a meaningless membership program, and Walmart, which never really cared about going for the same margins.

Because he’s a polio survivor, and Trump’s cabinet is fucking around with vaccines.

Also because he’s retiring, not seeking reelection in 2026.

Suffix? You mean the TLD?