I’m actually curious what they even import from the US that they can’t find elsewhere or make themselves.
I’m wearing NB bought in a NB shop in Wuhan at European prices and they’re… made in Indonesia. I’m guessing it’s gonna be some really unique luxury shit like alcohol? Or cars? So nothing that’s gonna affect Chinese people significantly, except perhaps to send them shopping in the EU and reinforce the Belt and Road and the railway connection with Europe (well, if Putin doesn’t fuck things up. That’s another story)

Well, he could just show his birth certificate, right?

I wonder what he’ll say when he realises what the French motto means. What a muppet.

Remember the outrage when stuff like that happens in China?
Ever since living there a few years back, I keep saying how your two countries are so fucking similar, and it getting truer every day.

They probably freaked out when she started speaking Welsh. Understandable.

It’s easier to negotiate for peace when you’ve more guns than the idiot on the other side who only understands strength.

6% is minority. Which means they are oppressed. Quick! They need help!