monk

your first laptop also had, like, a megapixel screen, while the Steam Deck over here (checks notes) (checks notes again)

I already have a 200g 4 megapixel display in my pocket, with a battery that makes it go through the day. Stop building 1 (one) megapixel 750g dumbbells that can’t stay on and then add heft.

for 45 minutes straight

Sony Sixaxis. 256 degrees of being pressed on basically every button but two.

I’ve specified that because I’ve mainly played it on a 2013 Samsung Galaxy Note 3 (yes, wit a stylus), a FullHD beast that Steam Deck can’t even dream of matching even a decade later.

a screen rivaling 2013 phones when

Slay the spire works fine on your previous phone. You know, that 3x lighter machine with 2x the pixel count you already carry everywhere anyway.

10 years ago, maybe? It’s a 1 (one) megapixel brick.

Those western-backed nazis, are they in the same room with you right now? If yes, could you kindly leave that room retract the fuck back to your glorious motherland? Thank you very much.