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Mmm, soup…

And alcohol prohibition

Beware of the gEneTiC MoDifICaTiOn!!!

Where are they from then?

Oh, good point. They should probably practice their 'Murican accents for a while before coming. A quality cowboy hat would help sell the act as well.

Rich white Christian cishet men would probably be fine to travel to the US without negative consequences.

Since when is he an American billionaire?

Well the point of the article is that they want to shoot down nuclear missiles using satellites. But there’s no reason Elon needs to be involved other than that he’s president.

At least we don’t have Genocide Joe! (/s in case I actually need to write that)

Every state would be a red state without the major cities.