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Oof…

Not bad, but this is the sort of crass dark humor I would expect late on a Friday night after at least five beers with my friends.

Only for more genetically stable diseases that don’t mutate into new strains every single year.

The political equivalent of grade school bullying. It even has the exact same consequences for your reputation, except now it’s global instead of being limited to that school building.

But that would interrupt our coffee supply and–
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Actually, never mind. Do it.