Yeah hand it off and accidentally damage it? Or maybe oops, I think the ruzzians blew it up?

Got ruzzians in your backyard? Try the new Kiev 3500 with extra fish hook grenades and auto follow!

The plan is coming out hot and flabby. They say, if you put your ears near Trump’s ass, you can hear his cheeks clap national security secrets.

Why can’t he just use drones to fight an economic war?

10k is a car repair bill.

Empty cargo ships.

Now, I’m not an economist but it looks like orange pile was just testing how he could fuck around the economic beehive. I’m gonna get my money out after it recovers and a few days before the orange pile tries anything again. Probably I should move my retirement money overseas?

I’m looking around for other strategies.

Well if you keep digging, eventually you’ll end up in China on the positive side.

Please, oh please do or do not research in Chinese. I’m too old to give a flying fuck. But it would be hilarious if suddenly the world had to learn Chinese to be able to use the research results.

Dead horse economics:

Wake up you lazy horse!

Give him some credit (not a lot). What if China were to give these penguins cars to resale? Middle men penguins is what they are. They should call the island Midway island, a term invented by his assholness.

But but but…but we make the weapon!

Can’t wait for tomorrow’s sell off. Its going to be a black Friday Friday.

I was gonna get me some Cambodia and Vietnam from eBay. Now what?

They need to travel more. Americans need to travel less. Once they see how many other countries have more than one mono culture, they will realize why us in the US think we have freedom… And why we are really angry currently at the Republican party in general for wanting to diminish that freedom we fought for.

But who’s gonna polish all the equipment while they’re at pace?

Americans are running out of large breasts!

Trump I’d working on that. Either her, a 3rd term, or Felon Elon …billionaire’s clause amendment.

So presidential! She could be our new president here in the US! Imagine that! First Felon woman president!

Man! We’re busting glass ceilings!

Me too, I believe that. Anyone with half a brain believes that.